Saturday, December 5, 2009

The south

Person #1: Knock knock.

Person #2: Who's there?

Person #1: The south.

Person #2: The south who?

Person #1: You really want to know? Alright, I'll tell you the story of General Lee.

Person #2: Alright.

These are nice doors...

Person #1: Knock Knock

Person #2: Who's there?

Person #1: It's Jerry, Carl, but these doors are really nice... what are they mahogany?

Person #2: Oh you like them? Yeah, I built 'em myself with my own hands... you know I've always said that a man's door is the window to their soul, and also their house.

Person #1: Boy howdy, I bet... that's funny Carl.

Person #2: Thanks, Jerry, yep... I take pride in my doors... so did you have a joke to tell me?

Person #1: Nope, just wanted to knock on some grade A quality Tennessee doors.

Person #2: Makes sense.

Orange you glad I didn't say Tennessee?

Person #1: Knock Knock

Person #2: Who's there?

Person #1: Tennessee.

Person #2: Tennessee who?

Person #1: Knock Knock

Person #2: Who's there?

Person #1: Tennessee.

Person #2: Tennessee who?

Person #1: Knock Knock

Person #2: Who's there?

Person #1: Tennessee.

Person #2: Tennessee who?

Person #1: Knock Knock

Person #2: Who's there?

Person #1: Orange.

Person #2: Orange who?

Person #1: Orange you glad I didn't say Tennessee?

Person #2: No. In fact I'm only happy when you mention our great state.

Country music icon Garth Brooks.

Person #1: Knock Knock

Person #2: Who's there?

Person #1: Country music icon Garth Brooks.

Person #2: Country music icon Garth Brooks who?

Person #1: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO GARTH BROOKS IS! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! YOU'RE IN TENNESSEE NOW CITY BOY, YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT!

Person #2: Oh... Chris Gaines right?